Obviously not. But I have even better news: it's the Imperial internal tournament (we really need a new name for this...) next Tuesday, and there are still a few places left! Make sure you get your ticket from the Union shop while you still can, since this is sure to be an absolutely top-quality event. As I mentioned before, this is a pairs tournament, but don't worry if you don't have a particular partner in mind: most people don't, and we will get this all sorted next Tuesday. To those of you who have bought tickets, we will soon be sending round a survey which asks you for what Domino's pizza you prefer, so keep an eye out if you want your favourite pizza to be there (unless it's a Hawaiian. I will be using presidential veto on pineapple on pizza. It stopped being the 70s a long time ago). Enjoy the rest of your week, Your committee