I'm emailing from a dark, dark place. R is broken. Latex hates me. And worst of all, spotify will only play Tik Tok on repeat.

But there is light at the end of the tunnel. For the first-rate people who have signed up for the Christmas dinner at least.

Anyway, the details have finally been released:

We will be having a top-quality curry* at Aladin in Brick Lane. This is the address:

132 Brick Lane
London E1 6RU

A few things to note:

We will be meeting at 7:20

It's bring your own booze

I have reviewed all 1000 pages of the bridge constitution, and have discovered that any member that orders a chicken tikka masala is to have their membership revoked, before they are defenestrated. You have been warned.

Your committee.

*Hopefully. If not it was Martha's idea.