Dear Mr. TV Jackson, Regarding your pathetic attempt to scare me into buying a TV licence, it has come to my attention that you are guilty of cruelty to dolphins and I have evidence which I will send to the relevant authorities unless you pledge your undying love and loyalty to all dolphins and all worldly goods to Room 107 Beit Hall . However, since it is obvious that this apparent hatred of dolphins is due to the fact that you are trying to hide the fact that you think they are superior to yourself hence the reason you are studying Biology (the study of dolphins), I may allow you to buy ME a meal in the near future. (your partner in crime Ravi is also probably guilty of the same offence hence the new haircut as a disguise but this is probably due to your influence). yours sincerely Miss D.O.L. Finn ----- chemweb: A list for Chemical Applications of the Internet. Archived as: http://www.ch.ic.ac.uk/hypermail/chemweb/ To unsubscribe, send to listserver@ic.ac.uk the following message; unsubscribe chemweb List coordinator, Henry Rzepa (rzepa@ic.ac.uk)